Sunday, 9 November 2014

Britannia Hotel, Wolverhampton

Lichfield St, Wolverhampton, West Midlands WV1 1DD


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The first thing that I noticed was checking in. The breakfast had been sold for £15 on line which I had decided to skip for that cost but there is a board up behind the reception desk offering breakfast for £7. If I had already paid for breakfast I would not have been impressed with this price drop.

Moving up to my room I had to raise an eyebrow at the location they had given me. I had made sure that my booking request had stated I was a disabled guest using crutches. My room was the very next one to some steps.

As I entered the room I felt like I had entered a 1990s time warp. I'm informed that the hotel was bought by Britannia from Victoria Park Hotel in the mid-90s and I don't think anything has been done, to my room at least, since then. From the décor and curtains, to the portable TV-VHS combi that that was so far away from the bed it was impossible to watch, to the phone that had a Victoria Park Hotel logo, a pre-phONEday (1995) phone number (I've been trying to find out when the 10th digit was added) and a 1989 date stamp on it!



As I drew the curtains before I went to shower I found that two nets were hanging from the rail and the windows were so filthy you could barely see out. Someone had also written "I woz ere August 2014" in pencil which no one had thought to wipe off in 3 months.



I then went to get a shower and was rather horrified with the state of the bathroom. Everything was mouldy, dirty, rusty or generally falling apart. More water was coming from the join of the shower head than through the shower itself.






As I went back into the bedroom I looked around and realised how the whole room was in a bad state. Wood was chipped, the lampshades over the bed weren't on properly, it was filthy. When I went to get into bed I thought the duvet had been put on the wrong way around but it was actually that the seam had come undone.




Before I went to bed I called for an extra pillow which I was told someone would bring up. This never materialised.

I have to say this is not a hotel I would recommend to visitors to the area unless a lot of work is done to it. When I told friends I had stayed in the hotel they sent their commiserations without even asking how bad it was. This is a hotel with a bad reputation and I can fully understand why.

Below are a few more pictures to demonstrate further the state of the room, what I don't have is a picture of the pornographic drawing in the hall. I don't have a problem with nudes but a detailed drawing from foot end is not what I expect to see in a public area.

The top of the wardrobe thick with dust and rubbish:


The radiator:



And more of the window:






And the door:





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